This may be a tad too openly malicious, but my history class and i bide our time until we are in the real world by making haikus. This was started by an ingenious fellow by the name of Graham Heimler. I appreciate his quick thinking and i shall post these online for all to read. These were all done after our History Final [please note that names have been altered to cover my own ass from being called a slanderer...except for Mike Orloff, i dont think he'll care] enjoy:
Hair like white sea-foam
Eyes like endless rich caverns
Too bad he's a fool
Stuffy rows of desks
Large black man gets no respect
Where is the learning
So many questions
Drops of wonderment on grass
Why is Mike Orloff?
My neck hurts so much
I think I have a fever
I want to go home
So many questions
One hundred multiple choice
Lots of essay shit
Sniffing the back yard
Nose in the grass he squats down
The dog lays a poo
Goat sleeps in dumpster
Words fall from mouth to deaf ears
Brooks gets no respect
This class is so dumb
IQ falling from the brain
De-evolution
Rain falls on window
This sounds like our stinking class
The joy of learning
No soap radio
Purple monkey dishwasher
Don't kill nobody
Where is my lunch break
Head throbbing stomach aching
Must stab "Winston Pond"
A snake in the grass
Swallowing large children whole
Needs more seasonings
